Some American security firms cashing in on Pope George II's terror gold rush have come up with a dazzling array of suicide bombing apparel. Items include stylish green vests and the less suicidal, but always sophisticated, remote-detonated suitcase bomb (with retro-vinyl styling and modern classic Nokia cellphone).

This winter is all about spending time with friends, play-acting unlikely domestic terror scenarios, and sacrificing liberty for security. Cryptome, fashion-forward as always, is ahead of the pack, featuring a daring spread of this season's must-haves for law-enforcement!