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Spinning Halloween: The Pumpkin Gospel

Focus on the Family has a website called Focus on Your Child which is a gold mine of great tips on how to make sure your child maintains the paranoia and self-hate that is required to remain part of a fundamentalist cult.

What to Do About Halloween provides instructions on how to spin the Halloween tradition of pumpkin carving into a brainwashing session.

Some snippets:

What to do:

Prepare a place for your pumpkin carving. Set newspapers on a table and get out the knife, spoon and bowl. Cut an opening in the top of the pumpkin. Have your kids pull out all of the seeds and scrape out the inside of the pumpkin.

What to talk about:

* How is the stuff we pulled out of the pumpkin like sin in our heart? (They’re both yucky; sin is inside us; it's sticky and smelly.)
* How is the way we cleaned out the pumpkin like the way Jesus cleans us out when we confess our sins? (All the yucky stuff is taken away; Jesus scoops out the sin.)


Via Americablog.

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