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Hans Across America: Mapping the Misdeeds of Great Men

After watching "Legally Blonde" (which is a feelgood movie, certainly worth seeing, about being yourself and how you should not judge blonde people who have good hearts and courage) I lay back on the couch and thought of the nordic splendor of blondness and the name "Hans" entered my mind. What a simple name, evocative of pragmatic fortitudes and even sometimes a strange sensitivity. "Hans"... the lover, the dreamer, and, when called for, a warrior.

God's Gift?

I asked myself what was the meaning of the name. I did not trust the "baby name dictionaries". According to them the name's meaning is "God's gift". That sounded like lies, so I remembered the Kabalarians and their more convincing divinations of destiny from name. According their online dictionary of first name meanings:

Your first name of Hans creates a serious, thoughtful nature, shrewd, efficient, and business-minded. You are one to make your own decisions, and not be influenced by others. You desire independence and freedom from the authority and interference of others. You are not overly ambitious, preferring instead to seek stable, settled conditions which are adequate to meet your responsibilities. You like to be your own boss and you are capable of handling responsibilities for others.

What They Done!

This is a man I would like to know, I said to myself, but I sadly acknowledged that even such a man must possess a dark side. And to my mind there was a test. To call upon the "Hans" among us and ask them about their failings, what is the worst thing what they done and where? And with this information it was clear... to create a map of the misdeeds (limited to North America)... showing, perhaps, a geographical influence.

So, I call to you, those who have this name, or those of you who know those who do! Click here and fill in the contact form with what you know! Or you can email to a Frogstyle: hello2u at frogstylebiscuit dot com!

Please include your first name, the first name of the Hans of which you have knowledge (the same as your first name if you are Hans), and the details of your misdeed: where, geographically, it occurred and what it was. If you relay information that is not correct you are polluting the final vision of the study. You do not have to reveal your last name!

We at Frog Style Biscuit shall use this information to fill in the map below detailing the informations that we receive!

-Thanks 2 U!

P.S. Do not be ashamed to reveal these things. We will not judge you and we have confidence in the character that the name "Hans" brings about.

A Map of Hans

We need some Hans with this.

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